DO YOU SEE THIS BIG GIANT HEAD???
It is a weapon.
Here is my story:
Sunday morning we were all playing nice and independently.
Mary, sucking on a tylenol bottle.
(because early drug knowledge is never wasted)
Pia, playing with the leggos.
(future bridge builder)
And, Samuel
(sorry - I am still so pissed - I got nothing!)
The birds are chirping and the butterflies are flying around the playroom (obviously I was also sucking on tylenol!!).... when all of a sudden, out of the blue - the boy (aka: LF) - came running toward me at full speed, head down in ram truck position and WHAMMO! I clearly don't remember much due to the fact that the impact caused me to suffer a mild concussion and tooth loss. YES - MFing TOOTH LOSS! The boy has got to go! Seriously? I had to go to the dentist to have her fix the chip in my front tooth. As the starts stopped spinning around my head - and the chip was located from the shag carpet - LF was laughing so uncontrollably - I didn't see it coming when he got up from the ground and was back for more! At this point - I am sofa king pissed that I am throwing the LF to the ground in RAGE - and he is just laughing - and he knows the sign for "more" - his little hands are smashing together - MORE MORE MORE MORE - and the tears are streaming down my face - I am wondering if I may be bleeding - or if HE is bleeding because of the force of impact and WHAM! Again - and I toss him across the room - and more jaw dropping laughter from this child - MORE MORE MORE MORE! Mutha Trucker - DUDE - are you kidding me????
So - that was my excitement on Sunday.
The dentist fixed my tooth back to perfect.
She was royally entertained at the story.
And now the boy will be notorious at the Dental Office!
I still have the knot on my forehead.
As always - My love to you all!
Zoltan OUT!
